Cosmonauts of Fire

2006-12-03T13:07:00.000-08:00

For a complete list of our lyrics visit our Myspace and look at our blog. Clicky here

Strangle your Pets!

2006-11-25T11:43:00.001-08:00

Finally, an update for both readers.
Cosmonauts of Fire will be taking some time off until better recording stuff gets gotten around Christmas. Pushnef has written 21 songs some of which will be demoed live at their upcoming shows. What? "Shows," you say. Indeed. We will be playing up at the old Plainfield United Methodist Church in order to draw in a massive crowd and gain some funds for a youth mission trip in the summer. You may be asking what the weather is in Spanish at that gig, if you know what I mean. In otra news, David needs to get new robotic attatchments for the track season and Sam will soon be killed in a fatal misunderstanding with the locals of South Africa. And Pushnef is currently on the hunt but the tables will soon turn dramatically. All for now, take care!

By Request

2006-10-31T15:21:00.000-08:00

So, so we meet again my two readers. I suppose I'll let you all in on a little secret since so few of us are here. You can request a song to be made about you, Oh yeah! Leave a comment here or on our Myspace and I'll throw up a little thirty second song about you. That is about it. Til next time.

-Pushnef

Holy Cow (or should I say Whale)

2006-10-02T14:52:00.000-07:00

*A rough version of the beloved tune "Whales" is up on the ol' Myspace for your aural pleasure.
*COf have also started recording Seaside Suicide.
All for now.
I will see you all tonight in your houses...Sincerely and Creepily,
Pushnef who is not only Russian but also listening to anything by the Hold Steady.

Lyrics of the Random Variety

2006-09-23T14:56:00.000-07:00

The Cosmonauts of Fire are raiding inception, reevaluating our original correction, and making changes devaluing collections alright now, alright now? Whales live in the Atlantic Ocean, they cause quite a rapturous commotion! How did you think that I would end up feeling fresh with these events that shook the truth? Plainfield is in ruins, We’re ruining the land, With this song and the whale one, You probably think we’re an environmental band, Aquatic animals floating past your face and down to the ground where the water erases what you cannot know but you’ll soon remember her! What she did to you in December. I am the singer; I sing a song or two, I also the play the rainstick and have some solo’s too, Matt is our pianist he plays a mean piano, Sometimes he writes songs duh, duh, duh, duh memo! Sam is our guitarist, his riffs are pretty sweet, David is his brother who plays the drums not to the beat! And oh! Did I ever tell you that I don’t even care! And I don’t even dare to raise my glass to the air, I’ll show you exactly what it is that I mean, When you go I’ll be listening to the breeze, I don’t know what I’ve been thinking burning embers in my mind, People at the doorway greeting me like I’ve been gone for times, In which they needed me most my heart is torn from all they say, Visions of the past and present grow more clouded every day, The way out is unclear, clearing clouds chant in my ear, Dashing and dancing I am reveling in fear, The deer that is near sheds a single tear, Society will crumble but only if you cheer, Drop your alibis, Stop selling us lies, Stop selling your book in the churches! Admit, Oreo's your favourite...

Sunday Stuff

2006-09-10T14:27:00.000-07:00

Yeah, the recording today didn't work out due to tech. difficulties but we played a super-sweet "show" and taped all the amazing chaos but most of it is unlistenable. Today I've upload Whales and butchered it with a wierd zoom effect so here you go:

Get this video and more at Your Neighbor's lawn

A Movie

2006-09-04T11:13:00.001-07:00

Cool.

Recording Begins??

2006-08-20T13:37:00.000-07:00

The Cosmonauts are busy working on loads of new material including Awesome Ocillation of the Ocelots and a cover of the Kelly Clarkson song "Since you been Gone" which will be featuring none other than brittany mcduffy on vocals and some of these people dancing. Their practice last Sunday was amazing and they tried to lay down part of Tony Perona and Whales as well as attempting to work Seaside Suicide and Missing Crimes to varying levels of effectiveness. They also grabbed some high quality food at Ole Wendys and have decided to give Wendys the Cosmonauts' stamp of high quality food service, which is a prestigeous award indeed!
Currently listening to "Neverland" by the Knife

Seaside Suicide

2006-08-13T15:35:00.000-07:00

The Cosmonauts were hard at work on Sunday writing Seaside Suicide! Pushnef describes it as "A wild, dark track with a soaring chorus, almost sounds like a song from a real band" They effectively have the song down and are planning on finishing at least a song each week in the future. Also we will potentially be playing two gigs so watch out. On the new album front we have changed some names and added songs to possibly appear on it. "Cars on Cement" was changed to "Whales". Pushnef recently wrote "Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea", "Obfuscation", and "Diet Cherry Vanilla Doctor Pepsi". Finally, our Myspace hit 500 plays on Sunday.
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Currently listening to Wondering by Dirty Pretty Things

We played Tony Perona live for Myspace

We need to reach this man

2006-08-12T07:10:00.000-07:00

Cosmonauts of Fire could use this guy pretty well, I think.

Writing on Sunday

2006-08-11T17:04:00.000-07:00

Ye Ol' Cosmonauts of Fire will be writing some new music on Sunday. The tracks Grinding Corn, Tony Perona, Cars on Cement, Seaside Suicide, Vultures Perched on a Parapet, Radiant the Battle Looks from Here, Lobotomies to the Beat (fomerly Brain Surgery), Plainfield in Ruins, Missing Crimes (formerly Russia Raising Gardens), Shadow Economy, Suiting Hearts, Small Vessels for Thee, Mein Kemp, and Tenemos una Banda are all going to be considered for the album.

The Ant was Accented by the Annexing: ROUND 2

2006-08-09T15:30:00.000-07:00

BUY some songs while they are hot yo!
What? Did you just say that the Cosmonauts of Fire are buyable now? How did they get on iTunes? Oh, but we aren't on iTunes loyal fans. That would take a lot of work that Pushnef is too lazy to do. Instead, while getting the iTunes stuff worked out, we have decided to put not one, not three, but TWO songs on this wierd little arkade site for your listening pleasure: Vultures on a Parapet(listen to it on our Myspace) and an EXCLUSIVE VERSION of the Cars on Cement that Pushnef made in his parents basement. Oh yeah, we're that cool.

Vultures on a Myspace

2006-08-08T09:35:00.000-07:00

Our BRAND NEW song composed by Pushnef that will be leading off our forthcoming LP is on Myspace. Wait did you just hear Myspace? What kind of deal is this? Isn't that only for child molestors. Not any more. Now we, the spectacular Cosmonauts of Fire, have invaded this new territory claiming the first ever band to be featured on Myspace! Follow this linky to get there: Cosmonauts of Fire Myspace

Tracks Revealed

2006-08-06T19:24:00.000-07:00

Praise the great Pushnef for this valuble information. Do it! The tracks Pushnef has wrote so far from the upcoming LP "A Mouse Amidst the Pineapples" in alphabetical order:
Brain Surgery
Cars on Cement
Grinding Corn
Mein Kemp
Plainfield in Ruins
Russia Raising Gardens
Seaside Suicide
Small Vessels for Thee
Suiting Hearts
Tony Perona
Vultures Perched on the Parapet

Surprise Gig You Probably Missed

2006-08-03T15:56:00.000-07:00

Two members of the Cosmonauts of Fire (Pushnef and David) performed a surprise gig at the University of Indianapolis at a very intimate venue. They stood on a balcony and belted out an a cappella version of Cars on Cement (Whales). The two members of the band went on to play a heated putt-putt match competing against many other skilled teams and, despite being seeded first, finished completely last at just an average of 23 and 1/2 over par. A+ for effort.
Also this is Matt playing the piano (we're lying, it's really Kenny)

The Darker Side of Seroxat

2006-07-30T18:07:00.000-07:00

The Lead Tasteful Pianist's Choices:

1.Coldplay
2.Dave Matthews
3.David Bowie
4.Gnarls Barkley
5.The Killers
In less exciting news our guitarist is back.
Sam "Always-Freaking-Playing" Eichenberge*(letter was ommited to ward off sex offenders) was successfully revived from death due to aid from the COF favourite voodoo priest Camcorder (not be confused with picture below)

Oh god Anyone else psyched to see this? Stay tuned next week for the other two band-members-who-listen-to-music's tastes.

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Finally a Gnarls tune:
Just a Thought by Gnarls Barkley
"It's pretty good and the sound is nice"

Other Music Doesn't Exist

2006-07-17T14:24:00.000-07:00

Obviously COSMONAUTS OF FIRE are the greatest band ever but I was thinking and there are a nice little chunk of other mentionable bands out there so I'm going to be posting each member of the band and five other bands they admire. Perhaps you'll gain some valuable insight explaining how this band got to be so awesome.
First off (The Russian) Pushef's list:
1. Bloc Party
2. Guillemots
3. Wolf Parade
4. Libertines
5. Okkervil River

Wolf Parade
Dear Daughter and Sons of Hungry Ghosts by Wolf Parade
"It reminds me of the bitter life in the Mother Country, from back before I came to America to enjoy the success of this band."

Behold mortals!

2006-07-14T08:51:00.000-07:00

Attention!

The Tony Perona EP is out now!
It is completely filled with awesome exlusive bonus tracks and, if you play your cards right, maybe even pictures documenting Tony's appearance as compared to Neo of the Matrix. Who knows? Maybe it will even contain incriminating photos of Tony as Merlin. You can't be sure until you buy this exclusive EP.
And observe the full tracklisting and cover "art". I bet you can't wait to get your hands on that.

1. Get to your stations
2. Tony Perona
3. Cars on Cement (Whales)
4. Tony the remix the remix (techno remix)
5. Tribute to Tony
6. Tony Perona ft. George Balloon

To inquire about said EP please email me at ieatcakeandcheese@gmail.com. Sometime next week I'll post the techno remix.

UPDATE: No I won't

Song List

2006-07-09T11:32:00.000-07:00

So far the noble COF have created two extravagant masterpieces and have also performed a cover of the epic "Grinding Corn".

Tribute to Tony
10...9...8...7...6....5...4...3...2...1...
It's over! Give up the fight! Christmas has come to Plainfield!

(Chorus)
Tony!
Scared of being a stay at home dad
Tony!
Yea, he's the world's greatest greatest dad
(End Chorus)

Middle Aged Dad - That be Tony
Middle Aged Dad - Rides that Pony

Do you?
Do you lift weights?
Do you?
Do you lift weights?
Do you?
Do you lift them?

Then
Bob said, he said, he said, he said
"Tony are you a stay at home dad
how sad, how sad, how sad, how sad."
This did not make Tony glad
at all, at all, at all, at all
Tony lifted his machete!

(Chorus)

Tony ... Perona
Tony ... Perona
Tony ... Perona
Mystery Writer Extrodinaire
He comes to save the day
Out from his secret lair
Tony saves the day!
Hooray!

(Rainstick solo)

Tony Tony Tony Tony
Tony Tony Tony Tony

Drop your alibis
Stop selling us lies
Stop selling your book
In the churches
(Repeat)
Admit...
Oreo is your favorite.

Cars on Cement (Whales)
Whales!
Animals of the sea
No different than you and me
Rent a book at your library

Whales are man’s best friend
They sound like cars on cement
I like the whales
More than anything else

Whales!
Animals of the sea
No different than you and me
Rent a book at your library

(Instrumental)

Whales live in the Atlantic Ocean
They cause quite a rapturous commotion
I like the whales
More than anything else

The Whales are dying
From the Global Warming

Whales!
Animals of the sea
No different than you and me
Rent a book at your library

Whales!

Cosmonauts of Fire Return

2006-07-08T16:21:00.000-07:00

We Are Cosmonauts of Fire and we bring you joyous news!
We have the remix ready!
How, may you ask, do you throw a remix upon us with a lack of initial song(s) to be remix(ed). Well we hadn't thought about that but Silence! or we will smite you with the ungodly power invested in the remix. This particular song is a glorious tribute to Indiana renowned author - Tony Perona. Who, on the streets, is known simply by T-DOG. See him with weapons now -> http://tonyperona.com/.
Also, in a lighter note no one in our band is dead yet!*
*Except for Sam.
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